Describe a relationship with RHCP lyrics!

I grew up on RHCP. Literally, I remember my first experience came at the age of 7 maybe. We lived in a sunny flat in Budapest with my mom. When my stepfather moved in, he brought loads of cassettes with himself; a piece of this collection was Blood Sugar Sex Magik. How much I loved it! Even though I didn't get a word from the lyrics, I memorized as much as I could. I clearly remember when I asked Gergő about the following line:

Suck my kiss

 I did understand my kiss however I had no clue about suck (which I tend to forget during these days of pauper). He, obviously not willing to explain the real meaning told me something like soaping. I remember myself in awe, thinking how cool and punk it is to soap a girl's kiss! Just pushing the bar of soap in her mouth when she wants a kiss.

Anyways, my enduring love towards the band never diminished. Knowing most of their lyrics, at the age of 18, the year dedicated to my broken heart I realized how much they can describe a relationship. The most elemental example is Breaking the girl, which I always listened with joy after ending a relationship (or even beforehand...duh).

So yesterday I got the idea: let's try to describe a relationship with only RHCP lyrics! Enjoy as I attempt the impossible.

Phase 1. Spotting the girl
(Dosed)

In you a star is born and,
You cut a perfect form and,
Someone forever warm,
Lay on, lay on, lay on, lay on,
Lay on, lay on, lay on, lay on

Phase 2. Insisting a closer relationship
(C'mon girl)

C'mon girl
Let's get it right
Let's get it right
Let's get it right

Phase 3. Blinded by the pink cloud
(Falling into grace)

Head dressed in white
Beauty bazaar
You can smell the purple light
Comin' from her hear

Phase 4. Starting making demands as the initial passion is gone
(Suck my kiss)

Hit me you can't hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick with this

Phase 5. Issues start to occur but you don't take it serious
(Minor thing)

To readjust you've got to trust
That all the fuss is just a minor thing, y'all

Phase 6. She throws you out in the cold, you feel like...
(Nobody weird like me)

I'm a freak of nature
walking totem pole
look and see I think you'll agree
nobody weird like me

 Phase 7. You swear to bring down the stars for her...
(I could die for you)

Come again and tell me
Where you want to go
What it means to me
To be with you alone 

Phase 8 ...however, your prayers are unanswered
(Tear)

In the end and then
All will be forgiven when
Surrender rises high and I
Gave what I came to give

Phase 9. You are desperate and feel the world is filled with idiots
(Pea, made it plural for better understanding)

Fuck you assholes
You homophobic redneck dicks

Phase 10. All your efforts were in vain. You have to realize the only thing loving you is not a person.
(Under the bridge)

It's hard to believe
That there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe
That I'm all alone
At least I have her love
The city she loves me
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

+Phase 11. For the clingy ones who can't move over the past
(Don't forget me)

Don't forget me I can't hide it
Come again get me excited

 So... I hope it was satisfactory...